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- SPECIMEN #013: Solanum ritualis (The Sacred Tuber: Or How to Sell Someone a Potato for £47)
- SPECIMEN #012: Doctoratus obviensis (The Credentialled Obvious: Or How to Sell Someone a Glass of Water for $19.17)
- SPECIMEN #011: Betavulgaris himalayensis (The Enlightened Root)
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- SPECIMEN #009: Occlusus oris mercator (The Mouth Sealer: Or How to Sell Someone a Plaster for Their Face While They Sleep)
- SPECIMEN #008: Sapiens academicus fraudulentus (Trump University: The Orange Man's First Grift)
- SPECIMEN #007: Alexius Jonesius monetarius (The Grief Merchant)
- SPECIMEN #006: Frigidus expensivus (The Luxury Chill: Or How to Sell Someone a Cold Shower for £7,999)
- SPECIMEN #005: Adhesiva vanitatis (The Invisible Tape That Promises a New Face)
- SPECIMEN #004: Felis fraudator (The Kittysupps Grifter)
- Specimen #003: Hosta nonexistensis - The AI-Generated Rainbow that will Never Grow
- Specimen #002: Homo sapiens vibrationalis (The Vemise Tuning Fork Grifter)
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